Saturday, June 11, 2011

A conversation with God

Me : whats up
God: I am up
Me: glad to see you finally up!!!!!! Can I ask a few questions?
God: OK shoot
ME: Why did you create this world
God: I had nothing better to do
Me: why did you make it such a twisted place
God: I didn’t make it a twisted place you all did
Me: but it was you who made us why did you make us so twisted
God: I didn’t make you twisted I gave you choices you took the wrong ones
Me: don’t give me that crap,its your world , you created it why can’t you manage it, why was there a need for choices
God: so what was I supposed to do ? monitor your every move and make this world a dictatorial place, I made you all gave you brains and now you can’t manage it then why fault me
Me: excuse me , there are so many good people here on this world and yet they suffer , innocent people die , they are killed murdered and what not and you say we are at fault, what do you do when people pray , are you asleep or something
God : that’s karma
Me: explain
God: karma is cycle of life , what ever good you do will be celebrated in next life and whatever bad you do will be punished too
Me: what the hell ,s o if I am unhappy now because of my previous birth’s faults , but I don’t even remember that, and now all good I do will go to my next janam , why should I suffer for the faults of before , I rather do all bad things now and let my next janam take care of itself
God: you are mistaken,you should learn to do good
ME: I think you have got it all wrong
God: I am God how can I be wrong
Me: well you created this world and seeing the state it is in I think you are wrong , can you tell me where have you been right
God: umm ah ummm
Me: see I told you so, nothing right and as a creater and a manager you are not doing anything, why can’t you just begin again
God: I just lost threads long back and now even if I try I can’t make it try
Me : so why not tell all the human race so that we c an stop praying to you and not waste time and then I think some conflicts will also be resolved
God: I can’t do that ,people believe in me
Me: and their belief shatter s everyday too , you ought to stop it
God: if people stop believing In me there will be more turmoil
Me: how so
God: where will you all take your woes and blames, hope and faith is all what holds this world together now, if that also goes nothing will be left
Me: so we are expected to go on having faith even when you do nothing or can do nothing
God: just give me a few more decades I am in process of thinking of a solution
Me: how many decades?
God: you are on my case too aggressively
Me: I am tired of being good and doing good with no returns and nothing going good with me
God: have faith
Me : in what
God: me
Me: ha ha ha good joke , even after this conversation, why should I when I know you can do nothing
God: because you don’t have a choice
Me: you told me you gave everyone choice
God: belief is not a choice , even a atheist prays even if its in that corner of his heart which he doesn’t recognize it himself, everyone has faith and hope, you all rise from bed because they have hope from this day, a animal hunts again and again with a hope it will have better food, the day you loose hope and faith the world will come to a standstill because nobody will be able to go on
Me: oh you mean to say everything I do because I hope
God: you brush your teeth in hope that it will remain white and in working condition
Me: I brush my teeth to keep it clean
God: totally beside the point
Me: I am confused
God: don’t worry you’ll grow up
Me: this is a vicious cycle, you have trapped us
God: I know it is and I don’t know where it began , but you have to fight this vicious cycle
Me: huh!!!!!!!!!!!!
God: gotta go will continue this later
Me: my all questions are not answered
God: some other time and to tell you the truth even I don’t have answers, sometimes you have to let it be bye
Me: and that’s thats